FRANK ZAPPA
01-BOBBY BROWN – Do M
Frank Zappa
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls
they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n
maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An Im a handsome son of a bitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich
(get a good Get a good
Get a good Get a good job)
Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke
by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on,
but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don't know which
(I wonder wonder Wonder wonder)
So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kind a cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets
a little golden shower
Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, Fred!